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Liam (5 years) and Evan (7 years)
One Mother's Biased Account of the Progress and Adventures of Her Two Sons
One Mother's Biased Account of the Progress and Adventures of Her Two Sons
And Introducing YZ...
Liam (5 years) and Evan (7 years)
Evan's Glossary
- Fresh Boyardee=(noun) Chef Boyardee
- napkume=(noun)napkin
- eyetech lenses=(noun) contact lenses
- mix mixer=(noun) cement mixer
- snitch=(verb) sew
- bannister=(noun) banner
- wheeling chair=(noun) wheelchair
- staplizer=(noun) stapler
- Toymobil=(Proper noun) Playmobil
- froing=(noun) spring, not the season
- ear puffs=(noun) ear muffs
- predictickle=(adjective) predictible, or as Evan described, "liking things the same"
- wrench-a-rant=(noun) restaurant
- Nit Bar=(Proper noun) Chocolate chip cereal bar
- unsie=(noun) onsie
- pre-sickle=(noun) preschool
- privis=(noun) privacy
- lellow=(adjective) yellow
- internating=(adjective) interesting
- The EagleGuy=(Proper noun) Stephen Colbert
- Nana's World=(Proper noun) Days of Our Lives
- rooster flakes=(noun) Corn Flakes
- "a couple whiles"=(adj.) soon
- majamas=(noun) pajamas
- My Baby=(Proper noun) Liam
- brullzbrozer=(noun) bulldozer
- Weedy People=(Proper noun) Little People
- MickleDonald's=(Proper noun) McDonald's
- magitch=(Noun) magic
- angel muffin=(Noun) English muffin
- Curious George color=(Adjective) Brown
- Ekimo kiss=(Noun) Eskimo kiss which is especially sweet to receive
- blanklet=(Noun) blanket
- Train Store=(Proper noun) Any store with a train table but usually referring to Barnes & Noble
- dalmotion=(Noun) dalmation or fire dog
- pom pom tree=(Noun) palm tree
- orangin=(Adj.) orange
- banch-daid=(Noun) bandaid
- wizzors=(Noun) scissors
- Washingrootion=(Noun) New England Revolution or soccer
Liam's Glossary
- bleeder (noun)--blister
- toolity belt (noun)--utility belt
- yesterday (noun)--today
- sideways chalk (noun)--sidewalk chalk
- oo-gwert (noun)--yogurt
- slippery pants (noun)--track pants
- whipping (noun)--Cool Whip
- Hengry (Proper noun)--Henry
- ice-e (noun)--ice cream
- nack (noun)--snack
- ya-ya (noun)--pacifier
- N (Proper noun)--Evan
- yesh! (interjection)--yes
- boo bus (noun)--school bus
- Bapa (proper noun)--Grampa
- Blue Boos (proper noun)--Blues Clues
- bullbo (noun)--bulldozer
- bah-berry (noun)--strawberry or library
Favorite Liamisms
- I don't play sports. I just PLAY!
- Don't worry, Finbar. We won't ever sell you.
- I like my ice cream in a cup because it isn't so tippy.
- It's not New Jersey. It's Bad Jersey.
- It is mysterious [foggy] today.
- My belly is too fluffy for these pants.
Favorite Evanisms
- Nature is an even better drawer than me. Look at those beautiful flowers!
- Everyone farts except for angels and Jesus.
- My eyes are sparkly so I can see in the dark.
- This is creaking me out!
- There's something in the smell of bandaids that makes the blood go back inside you.
- I think that people die so that the earth doesn't get too crowded.
- I don't know why you throw away the toy guns [from Legos and Playmobil] and let me keep the swords. They are both weapons.
- Uncle Brian is so smart because he had lots of Toymobil.
- All of the Toymobil are in the winter because they wear coats all the time.
- People have a pipe in their head that runs water when they are upset. That's how people cry.
- I wish I had two dads so that I would be allowed to play with guns.
- When I was in your belly, you didn't need to get a babysitter.
- I love Liam because his cheeks are squeaky.
- I made a sound like a tuba, and now I'm going to the bathroom.
- Mommy, I love the way you were made.
- I'm not sleepy. I'm keeping the yawns inside.
- I love you Mommy [or Daddy or Liam]. I'm going to keep you for life.
- I liked it better when Liam was backwards in the car seat. Then, he could be my pardner and watch for tow trucks and dump trucks.
- I wear Arizona shirts because I love my Grammy and Grampy.
- Grampa's ideas make me giggle.
- I threw Daddy's watch in the trash so he doesn't have to go to work.
- I need to eat a lot of cookies so I can grow.
- Only the pets can see Santa. Everyone else in the house has to stay upstairs.
- Most rabbits live in the woods, but the Easter bunny comes to your house. Sometimes he comes in the house and looks in the refrigerator drawer for carrots to eat.
- Mommy, your full name is Nicole "Little Bit" McGurinYZ.
- Santa comes into the house through the chimney, but other people use the door.
- You shouldn't touch a shunk (skunk) because its tail is stinky.
- Some dogs are boys, and some dogs are girls. Finbar is a boy because he does not have a hair do.
- Hugs don't help, but bandaids do.
- Zebras sometimes eat their own waffles that they get at the zebra bakery.
- Daddy, Greg is a Wiggle, but you're my Greg.
- Australia is the shape of a funny flake.
- I'm growing bigger but not when I'm sitting down.
- How babies are born--They jump out of mommy's belly and onto the baby bed. The doctor gives them a check up and asks if they want a carriage.
- On why the town pool closes before the end of August--People don't have enough bathing suits and beach blankets
Liam's Milestones
- 6/14/09--Says "I love you, Mommy."
- 1/15/09--Jumps
- 12/1/08--Shows a younger child how to play with the cars
- 11/26/08--Says "thank you"
- 10/22/08--Says "That my mommy!"
About Me
The Origins of The Brothers YZ
The title for this blogspot was inspired by one of my favorite movies, The Brothers McMullen, and my oldest son's decision to add YZ to our last name. It seemed an apt title, as the focus of this blogspot is my two half-Irish boys, Evan and Liam.
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