Evan for President

Evan has a voting platform that is sure to win over male voters of all ages from all political parties. Yesterday while waiting for me to get on my bathing suit at the Y, Evan sympathized with the extra effort required by women. He inquired, "Why do girls have to wear bathing suit tops?" I replied, "That's the law." He stated, "When I am President, I am going to change the law so that girls do not have to wear bathing suit tops if they don't want too."