Who is Funnier?

I'm not sure who is funnier--Evan or Liam. You be the judge.

1. On the way home from the park, Evan says to me out of nowhere, "My only problem is that I don't know who I am going to marry." I asked him which girls were in the running. He replied, "All of them. I love all of the girls at school."

2. Whenever Liam wants to be left to his own devices, i.e. he wants to do something of which I won't approve, he tells me, "Mommy, get out! Get out!" When I refuse to leave him--playing alone by the edge of a deep pool for instance, he says, "Mommy, you're fired!"

It's a tough competition.